HAVE OF YOU PLAYED DEGREES OF LEWDITY???

[seapicklesupremacy]

PLEASEEEEEE I'M LITERALLY GOING INSANE 😭😭😭 Okay so, from the beginning: I found an artist on Twitter who makes fanart for this one game called Degrees of Lewdity. The character they draw is their PC (Player Character) and one of the love interests, Whitney. I thought "huh, this art is really nice and I want to meet this Whitney. Let me go download this game."

I HAVE BEEN PLAYING NON STOP FOR 3 DAYS. IT IS CURRENTLY 4AM. I CANNOT STOP MYSELF.

This is game is so fucking insane, let me give you a condensed list of things that happened in my first go around:

• I got extorted for £100 by Bailey (Caretaker of the orphanage you live at 'Cause of course you're an orphan)
• I got kidnapped in the forest by Eden (a love interest) and he* [we'll get to that detail] tied me up with a leash and a collar in his cabin
• I DEVELOPED STOCKHOLM SYNDROME FOR HIM
• I then escaped and got accosted by a pack of wolves and then essentially got stunlocked in the "combat" until I DEVELOPED STOCKHOLM SYNDROME FOR THE BLACK WOLF (WHO IS ALSO A LOVE INTEREST kinda)
• I BECOME A WOLF HYBRID
• I passed out from fatigue and woke up in a MENTAL ASYLUM WITH MY ARMS BOUND
• I attacked the doctor there, Harper, and I was forced into this alternate dimension where TENTACLES ASSAULTED ME until I eventually escaped out to the forest again
• I then got kidnapped AGAIN and forced into an illegal underground "dairy" farm where I was given gels that made my BOOBS AND DICK GROW and then I was "milked" every day
• I BECOME A COW HYBRID
• I escape and make it back to the orphanage to find out Robin (another love interest) was KIDNAPPED and is at the docks. I go try to save her* and then I got KIDNAPPED on their yacht before they toss me OVERBOARD
• I then get picked up by PIRATES and their captain, Zephyr (another love interest). They fuck with me and then TOSS ME OVERBOARD AGAIN
• Dolphins happen to me (ifykyk)
• I WAKE UP ON A UNDISCOVERED ISLAND AND HAVE TO SURVIVE
• The natives don't like me and tattoo every stretch of available skin and then toss me into the river
• They try to assault me again and then the EARTH SHAKES AND SWALLOWS ME WHOLE
• I'm led down a staircase where I remove a golden spear from the grip of an old woman and then set sail from the island
• THE PIRATES FIND ME AGAIN AND THEY WANT THE SPEAR. I basically tell them to fuck off and then I pass out from fatigue AGAIN
• I GET KIDNAPPED FOR THE UNDERGROUND DAIRY FARM AGAIN

At this point, I basically felt soft locked so I decided to start a new run equipped with my new knowledge. I am STILL playing my second run because there is so much to do it's actually insane. HOW IS THIS DEVELOPED BY TWO PEOPLE??!?

You have SO much control in and out of game. For one, no character has a canon sex. I'm not kidding. You can choose what gender and genitals all major NPCs have, including the beasts. You can pick sexuality, gender, ratio of male:female NPC spawns etc. There are percentage sliders for "Women with penises", "Men with vaginas" AND "Women with strap-ons". It's fantastic. There are fetish toggles so you can enjoy your experience to the fullest; I turned off vore and watersports personally. PREGNANCY IS AN OPTION. You can have children with most of the NPCs, INCLUDING THE BLACK WOLF RAHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥 (I was living out my furry dreams) There's also parasitic pregnancy?? My first "child" was a parasitic wasp that I shit out my ass into the fish tank in my room. You can become hybrids of things, you can combine divine transformations with beast transformations.
I haven't even talked about the love interests and all their super cool quests! I've romanced everyone, but you can only choose two love interests at the same time 😔 I chose Alex and Whitney because I crave stability, but I'm also a mega masochist. Whitney is such a meanie, his* favourite nickname for PC is "my favourite slut" and it makes me melt every time. He's so demeaning and forceful and I'm way too in to it 😅 Alex is a sweet farmer who helps you a lot and is currently the father* of my child. THAT REMINDS ME!!! PC can be chosen to be male, female or HERMAPHRODITIC!! You can have dick, balls and pussy AT THE SAME TIME. IT'S SO GREAT I LOVE IT.

Okay I seriously need to stop because it's almost 5am BUT CAN YOU SEE HOW OBSESSED I AM??? I've barely scratched the surface in all the content in this game (THAT I STILL HAVEN'T FULLY EXPLORED), BUT I'M TELLING YOU TO GO PLAY IT!!! IT'S FREE AND EASILY DOWNLOADABLE!!! I need someone to talk about this 😭😭 It's too dark and niche to talk about with my normal friends 😔

[Doutzen]

I've heard of this before! Saw a tumblr mutual of mine reblogging some art and decided to look it up and it's really interesting! Never got around to playing it but I definitely want to check it out now.